The Schizophrenic Writer

Writers are always talking about ‘branding,’ or establishing your place in readers’ minds and hearts with one particular style of book. For instance, if you pick up a Stephen King novel you expect a chilling, supernatural horror story. You know Nora Roberts is going to deliver a satisfying romance. John Grisham will take you into the deep south and a legal thriller, while C.J. Cherryh will transport you to the outer reaches of the galaxy. 
Then you get to me. I don’t have a genre. My writing career has been like a dizzying tornado that touches down here and there, picks up again and then hits ground in an entirely different place. I just finished writing my 36th novel, and by my count I have:
  • 1 sweet romance
  • 5 historical romances
  • 2 chick lits
  • 4 women’s fiction
  • 1 amish novel
  • 5 small-town humor stories
  • 15 mystery/romantic suspense (16 ifyou count the one I just finished)
  • 1 illustrated children’s book
  • 1 Biblical story with sf/f elements
I mean, really! No wonder my agent just shakes her head when I tell her, “I’ve got an idea for a new kind of story.” The problem is, I like to read all kinds of stories. And when I read a really great one, my brain starts asking, “I wonder if I could do that.” And then I have to try. Not exactly a great career decision, huh?
The other day I came to the harsh realization that I’m not getting any younger. (surprise!) Maybe I’d better figure out what I do best and settle into one genre. Could you help me out? What do you expect when you pick up a Virginia Smith novel? Which are your favorites?  I hope you’ll leave a comment here and let me know.